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‘Sasural’ seems to be the favourite word in the Indian dictionary. Every advice given to a girl in our country starts and ends at it, because ‘kisi na kisi din toh tujhe paraye ghar jana hi hai’. Here are 25 Indian statements that imply a girl is born only to get married!

1. All the dramas and pampering have a similar ending. “Yeh sab nakhre tere sasural mein nahi chalenge”.



2. “Teri saas ki kasam” .Yeah sure, you can force us to do anything we don’t wish by making us guilty of a fictional character, in whose existence you take utter delight.



3. “Kale saware sasre javanu thashe tyare shu karish?” in Gujarati literally translates to ‘what will you do when you are married tomorrow morning?’ Well, tomorrow morning seems to be the perfect time to get married.



4. “Teri saas toh yehi kahegi na ki iski maa ne kuch sikhaya hi nahi.”  The plight of our mothers.



5. “Facebook ka zamana hai. Apni profile saaf rakhna. Rishtey waale aajkal pehle Facebook check karte hain.” What does that even mean? Sure, I’ll mop around once in a while!



6. “Aisi rahegi toh tujse shadi kaun karega?” Mehhh.



7. “Kabhi toh ladkiyo jaise kapde pehen liya kar. Shadi ke baad tere pati ko pasand nahi aaya toh?”



8. “Achche se padhegi toh achche ghar ka ladka milega.” Well that seems to be a good deal.



9.“Padhai ke sath sath ghar main bhi dhayn diya kar. Warna sasural mein kya karegi?” Now read #8. Speak about double standards!



10. “Pados wali Pinky ki shaadi hai. Bada acha ladka hai. Tumhara kya khyal hai?” Oooh! That’s too subtle!




11. “Aise kapde pehnegi toh sasural mein kya izzat reh jayegi?” Yeah like my husband is going to be from the 16th century. Grr.



12. “Main dahej mein tere sath nahi anewali.” You can always hide in my closet you know ;)



13. “Khana pakana toh aana hi chahiye. Pati ke dil ka rasta pet se hi jata hai.” That is some messed up anatomy he has! #TheFaultInOurAnatomy.



14. “Itna phone use karogi toh, phone mein hi padi reh jaaogi zindagi bhar. Hum toh chala lenge par saas-nand ka kya karogi?” Oh you just wait. They’d be in the Candy Crush saga with me.



15. “Ek baar sasural jayegi phir hamare laad pyar ki ehemiyat pata chalegi.” Whoa! I didn't realise they have price tags for that too!



16. “Badi sanskari ladki hai. Apne bachchon ko bhi achche sanskar degi.”



17. “Badi sundar hai aapki bachchi. Iske liye toh bade achche rishtey aatey honge.” Yeah right, brains can go take a hike!



18. “Ladko ke sath uthna baithna kam karo. Tumhari saas ko yeh sab pasand nahi ayega.” Oh puhleaseee. Remember what television taught us? Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi.



19. Tattoos and shit? “Shaadi ke bad tumhara pati kahe to karwana. Baad mein use pasand nahi aya toh?”



20. “Tumhari fizool kharchi badhti ja rahi hai. Yeh sab sasural mein kaise chalega?” 



21. “Shaadi byaah mein jane ki aadat daal lo. Kisike ghar ki bahu banne wali ho tum.” Of course I’ll attend my own wedding!



22. “Itni lights chalu rakhogi toh bill kya tumhare sasuralwale bhijwaayenge?” Yes, please.



23. “Dusro ke bachche sambhaalna nahi seekhogi toh apne kaise sambhalogi?”



24. “Kab tak apne papa ki bachchi ban ke rahogi? Ek din toh sasural jana hi padega na?”



25. “Sajna dhajna seekh lo. Achche gharaane ki bahuein aise nahi ghumti!”




 

Article via youthconnectmag

25 Things Indians Say That Suggest A Girl Is Born Only To Get Married

‘Sasural’ seems to be the favourite word in the Indian dictionary. Every advice given to a girl in our country starts and ends at it, because ‘kisi na kisi din toh tujhe paraye ghar jana hi hai’. Here are 25 Indian statements that imply a girl is born only to get married!

1. All the dramas and pampering have a similar ending. “Yeh sab nakhre tere sasural mein nahi chalenge”.



2. “Teri saas ki kasam” .Yeah sure, you can force us to do anything we don’t wish by making us guilty of a fictional character, in whose existence you take utter delight.



3. “Kale saware sasre javanu thashe tyare shu karish?” in Gujarati literally translates to ‘what will you do when you are married tomorrow morning?’ Well, tomorrow morning seems to be the perfect time to get married.



4. “Teri saas toh yehi kahegi na ki iski maa ne kuch sikhaya hi nahi.”  The plight of our mothers.



5. “Facebook ka zamana hai. Apni profile saaf rakhna. Rishtey waale aajkal pehle Facebook check karte hain.” What does that even mean? Sure, I’ll mop around once in a while!



6. “Aisi rahegi toh tujse shadi kaun karega?” Mehhh.



7. “Kabhi toh ladkiyo jaise kapde pehen liya kar. Shadi ke baad tere pati ko pasand nahi aaya toh?”



8. “Achche se padhegi toh achche ghar ka ladka milega.” Well that seems to be a good deal.



9.“Padhai ke sath sath ghar main bhi dhayn diya kar. Warna sasural mein kya karegi?” Now read #8. Speak about double standards!



10. “Pados wali Pinky ki shaadi hai. Bada acha ladka hai. Tumhara kya khyal hai?” Oooh! That’s too subtle!




11. “Aise kapde pehnegi toh sasural mein kya izzat reh jayegi?” Yeah like my husband is going to be from the 16th century. Grr.



12. “Main dahej mein tere sath nahi anewali.” You can always hide in my closet you know ;)



13. “Khana pakana toh aana hi chahiye. Pati ke dil ka rasta pet se hi jata hai.” That is some messed up anatomy he has! #TheFaultInOurAnatomy.



14. “Itna phone use karogi toh, phone mein hi padi reh jaaogi zindagi bhar. Hum toh chala lenge par saas-nand ka kya karogi?” Oh you just wait. They’d be in the Candy Crush saga with me.



15. “Ek baar sasural jayegi phir hamare laad pyar ki ehemiyat pata chalegi.” Whoa! I didn't realise they have price tags for that too!



16. “Badi sanskari ladki hai. Apne bachchon ko bhi achche sanskar degi.”



17. “Badi sundar hai aapki bachchi. Iske liye toh bade achche rishtey aatey honge.” Yeah right, brains can go take a hike!



18. “Ladko ke sath uthna baithna kam karo. Tumhari saas ko yeh sab pasand nahi ayega.” Oh puhleaseee. Remember what television taught us? Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi.



19. Tattoos and shit? “Shaadi ke bad tumhara pati kahe to karwana. Baad mein use pasand nahi aya toh?”



20. “Tumhari fizool kharchi badhti ja rahi hai. Yeh sab sasural mein kaise chalega?” 



21. “Shaadi byaah mein jane ki aadat daal lo. Kisike ghar ki bahu banne wali ho tum.” Of course I’ll attend my own wedding!



22. “Itni lights chalu rakhogi toh bill kya tumhare sasuralwale bhijwaayenge?” Yes, please.



23. “Dusro ke bachche sambhaalna nahi seekhogi toh apne kaise sambhalogi?”



24. “Kab tak apne papa ki bachchi ban ke rahogi? Ek din toh sasural jana hi padega na?”



25. “Sajna dhajna seekh lo. Achche gharaane ki bahuein aise nahi ghumti!”




 

Article via youthconnectmag

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